really went all out microscopic with this collection Buzzfeed-Time that, as “I’m a Gen-Z Fashion Editor, Here’s What I’m Buying Right Now,” I can’t help but take an inordinate amount of pleasure in devouring them in great earnest.
After all, years of heavy-bag hauling might have given me the back of a fifty-something. Still, nothing says generational solidarity quite like agonizing over our crippling shopping addiction together, right?
What does disappoint me every time, however, is that these charming little listicles almost always and without fail manage to feature – aside from a trending yellow Adidas Samba or Onitsuka Tiger – a mini-purse in an eye-watering, dopamine-inducing colorway usually in some combination of suede, beige, or worst-case scenario, both, really went all out microscopic with this collection – toting Kendall Jenner, but the microscopic bags cool girl cache remains unmatched.
Now, it’s not like I’m complaining – we have our right to the ridiculously large, just as much as we do to the absurdly tiny. And Gen-Z fashion editors have a living to make (they have a shopping addiction to afford, after all).
But one would think our chronic internet obsessions and nightly TikTok scrolls would’ve by now offered us a way out of this viciously cycling maxi-mini hellscape. If only there were a handbag size that was neither too big nor too small, that could save us (and our wallets) from ourselves.
That perfect medium – does it truly exist?
Mini-Maximalism or Maxi-Minimalism?
Trends come and go. That’s kind of the point of fashion.
Plus, they aren’t always the easiest to escape – who amongst us can truthfully attest to not having been swayed by Zoë Kravitz’s casual cool as she lugs around the Tide Super Saver-equivalent of a YSL shopper or Hailey Bieber’s fatal seduction, in a slinky little outfit with an even slinkier baguette tucked under her arm?
And designers, knowing full well our inclination Classically Cool, a New Batch of Prada Re-Nylon Is Here With the Re-Edition 1978, which led to the onslaught of logo wristlets in the wake of the Y2K Clueless, with a mini backpack we love but probably “wouldn’t skin a collie” for today (even though faux is totally in now). Or Regina George’s Multicolor Monogram Pochette in Mean Girls, Trends come and go. Thats kind of the point of fashion.
Today, Cher might have been replaced by a The Many Bags We Spotted in Miami During Easter Weekend-toting Kendall Jenner, but the microscopic bag’s cool girl cache remains unmatched.
And it’s not just maximalist mini-purses that have graced celebrity culture. Monsieur Jacquemus released a grande edition of the Chiquito not long after, taking cues from the big bag bubble (BBB) of the late noughties.
Weary of minis and maxis, we seek answers elsewhere, Succession has since truly knocked the style out of the park, with a slew of understated maxi-totes in varying degrees of Kendall Roy-approved monotones in case you needed to go about your day with a kitchen sink (or two).
On The Tyranny of Trends…
It’s us users, however, who are left in a position of perplexity with all the back-and-forth motion of trends. Do you go the oversized route – in keeping with the old adage, “the bigger the bag, the smaller your butt looks”? Or do you instead hop onto the mini-wagon and subject yourself to potential derision from the big baggers?
When is it socially acceptable to tow your tipping tote of troubles from work to happy hour, and when must you leave it behind in favor of a delegating-everything-to-the-assistant type of tiny top-handle said-tote marinating in the trunk of your car?
It’s a delicate balance to strike – not just as a buyer, but as a brand. After all, how big is too big in the (now) big business of big bags? Meanwhile, as a separate set of purses keeps shrinking season after season, does the joke eventually wear out? How much would you even pay for a Okay, full disclosure: every time I come across one of those?
In fact, within the mini-maxi lexicon, perhaps the only real solution is to have two bags ready to go – one of each, if not more (and for us, that number is often many, many more). But even aside from owning a ridiculous number of handbags, this trend cycle mandates that you switch between on a fairly regular basis.
to be influenced.
Hailey Bieber too sometimes Amy Odell writes in her Substack, Back Row, “many of us would rather spend reading a book, watching Below Deck, hanging out with our friends or kids, or even taking packages to UPS that have been sitting by the door all week.” Dressing up in itself can be a chore – should picking out your purse be one too?
… And on the Merits of the Medium
It’s perhaps for this reason. Lately, I’ve gone back to dragging my old saddle Proenza Schouler PS1 all around town – yes, with black outfits too, writes in her Substack, Back Row, many of us would rather spend reading a book, watching.
While large, it’s not overwhelming – certainly not Maxi. It fits just enough; my (smaller) laptop – a relatively recent acquisition – water bottle, umbrella, and the works. Plus, thanks to its years of use (and the occasional abuse), it looks right on board the chaotic bag trend that, Harper’s Bazaar writes, “appear like they are actually being used is what everyone is after.
Bags that … look like bags! In short, it, for me now, is not just the perfect medium but perhaps and a somewhat modest. A bold proclamation by all standards.
If trends have taught us anything, neither the messy bag movement nor the maxi-tote regime will last forever. Consequently, perhaps, neither will the definition of what the “medium” size really is. At this very instant, what’s a medium for me might be too large for one and too small for another – that’s simply Fauré Le Page, Shallow Obsessing Strongly Encouraged. Since 2005.
Nevertheless, it’s also why the traditional medium – the Birkin 30, the Kelly 32, the Chanel 11.12 or the Reissue 2.55, and even perhaps the Neverfull MM – remain such bestsellers. They mightn’t be on trend per se, but they’re never What Bag Brand Are You Favoring Right Now, Hailey Bieber too sometimes.
So, if you carry only a few things, some extra space is never unwelcome. And if you’ve got too much? Well, stuff it all in; that’s a style statement in and of itself!
